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A new segment we’re trying out.

Dryer Lint

by Jacob “Rock Hard Abs” McFadden

Fat guys without mustaches look like children.
They smile like infants. Black comics are better
improvisors. Whitey disagrees. I rarely leave
boxes unchecked when looking at pamphlets on
narcissism disorders. Nobody laughs like I do.

A young woman on the corner eagerly asks
me if I know where to purchase a bandana.
I tell her no and I am reminded of soup in
bread bowls. She leaves, and I note the
experience. My note says «nice boobs.»

Blond mustaches make a man look gay (to me).
Beating someone with a rubber hose will leave
a mark. Thanksgiving is on a Thursday this year.
I have nightmares where my penis gets frozen.
Eating garlic is good for your heart. Heroin isn’t.

The cost of my joke notebooks far outweigh
the cost of the content. An air filter should be
changed every three months. I will say cunt four
times on our first date. Most people capitalize
Abortion. One day I will die. I talk about it.

Monroe Park Towers is full of asian women.
Tall Irish men are constantly accused of being
scottish. Hoop earrings are not as prevalent in
the latino community. Something in here is a lie.