Yep, you read that right. It’s finally returned. For the first time since 2012, the processed pork patty, doused in sugared up BBQ sauce, and smothered in onions and pickles is finally available nationwide yet again, and degenerates like myself are foaming at the mouth.
I am furious, absolutely furious, for the first time in my life, I felt helpless at the polls. I woke up at 5:30 AM on November 3rd to stand in below freezing temperatures to partake in my civic duty as an American Citizen.
Oh boy yesterday was interesting, where do I start? A lot went wrong yesterday on both sides of the ball It is of my personal opinion that Dwayne Haskins shouldn’t have been benched after last week’s performance, Ron Rivera, however, had other plans.